CONTENTS:RAMBLING MODESTLY FLAUNT ACTCOCKY ACTUALCONTENT FIN.
I know I post once in a beer* , but these things take time you know and all the more cause I’m too lazy to write (frankly speaking) and I don’t like to write about “a soul-clenching beach visit” or “my insights into life that started by rearranging my bedroom” etc . A lot of people do and I’m not Mockingthem, it’s a different genre called “I need blogspace to write my diary”, well this is a different league. Now that the rambling is done, I’ll get to the next part
So the cardinal rule for any process is that you (if there is anyone reading this gibberish) never get something right at the first shot. If you do you’re not made like the rest of us earthlings you lucky _secondpartcensoredout_. All this for something “trivially terrifying” - THE RESUME! I’m sure all of you have passed through that nightmare at least once in your life, well I’m living it right now, my specifications are 1 billion/day and after gap analyzing it, the version right now is 10 light years away from what is desirable.
The formula for writing a resume is that there is no formula. Everyone made one once upon a time and assumed that the one time it got picked was optimal, but, correct me if I’m wrong here, there are a 1000 million types of people who like a 1000 million different things, some recruiters like what others don’t . One might like detailed details, one might like it crisp, some want numbers, some want this, some want Greek and some just want to suck on your blood, you never know.
Honestly, when applying online there is a one in a million chance that it might even get seen, I personally think resumes are effective when people read them , no matter how much effort we put into it. Btw If you’re thinking I might give some hacks here, don’t be fooled, if you know any be my guest, I want to know too. Still haven’t perfected the art myself, trying a couple of tricks, will let you know if I uncover the mystery to it!
Adios future job holders!
And thus I end my longest yet post, Cheers till I get more energy and ideas to write about.
HAPPY “whatever when you read this”!!
FIN.
*blue moon
